No, You Can't.

The brutally honest purchase calculator. — noyoucant.app

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What are you eyeing?

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🏠 Home purchase detected
20%
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Estimated monthly payment
$0
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Quick financial snapshot

$5,000
$3,000
$10,000
$500
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How would you pay for it?

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Estimated monthly payment
$0
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What do you make?

$
Estimated monthly take-home
$0
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Monthly expenses

$1,500
$1,200
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Savings & debt

$10,000
No debts added yet — nice!
Total outstanding debt $0
Monthly interest cost $0
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How would you pay for it?

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Estimated monthly payment
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Our Assumptions

These defaults power the scoring engine.

Emergency & Savings
Emergency fundMonths of expenses you should keep
3 months
Credit & Financing
Credit card APRUsed for "carry balance" real cost calc
24%
Financing APRUsed for BNPL / financing real cost calc
15%
Financing termMonths for BNPL calculations
12 mo
CC minimum paymentGreater of 2% balance or $25
2% / $25
Debt Thresholds
Healthy DTIDebt-to-income ratio considered healthy
< 15%
Max manageable DTIAbove this is flagged as too high
< 36%
High-interest thresholdAPR above this triggers a warning
15%
Mortgage (Home Purchases)
Default down paymentPercent of home price
20%
Default mortgage rate30-year fixed APR
6.8%
Mortgage termYears
30 yr
PMI rateAdded if down payment < 20%
0.5%/yr
Front-end DTI ruleMax housing cost as % of income
28%
Tax (US)
Federal brackets2025 marginal tax brackets
2025
Standard deductionSingle / Married filing jointly
$15,750 / $31,500
FICASocial Security + Medicare
6.2% + 1.45%